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Misguided Tour of London: A FREE Walking Tour

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London, United Kingdom
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This is not tourism, it's COUNTER-TOURISM! Where the mythical replaces cold, dry facts. See London from a different perspective. Taste gin in Gin Alley. Plant sunflower seeds to Van Gogh. Send an unwanted postcard. Recite a Brutalist poem. Have fun. Find love. Expect nothing short of an epiphany

Location
London, United Kingdom
Duration
1h 15m
Starting Times
15:00
Languages
English
Difficulty
Easy
Categories
Free Tour, Walking Tour

Our Tour Guide

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Narrowest Alley in London
Drink Gin in Gin Lane
The most vandalised statue in London
Voted the most ignored tree in London

Overview

Led by Fletch Fletcher - a Brutalist poet with experimental filmmaking pretensions ("He wants locking up" - ex-wife).

London is bigger than Big Ben.

Tour Itinerary

10 min

Trafalgar Sq

Ignore a statue of an old king and focus on the road junction. The real beauty. Recite a Brutalist poem to random passers-by. Believe in love.

15 min

Drink Gin in Gin Lane

A narrow alley where 18th century alcoholics made gin and drank themselves to death. We raise a glass to their drunken souls and feel the energy of history shift.

15 min

Voted The Most Ignored Tree in London

The sad and lonely Oak. Voted the most ignored tree in London. No bird nests in it. No dog pees on it. Nobody shelters below it in the rain. Why is that? WHY?

15 min

Plant Sunflower Seeds to Van Gogh

On the bridge, among the fast-food wrappers and river trash, we plant sunflower seeds to Van Gogh. We pray that the flowers will grow and bloom. We know Vincent is watching us and that he believes it too.

15 min

Send an Unwanted Postcard

At the most romantic postbox in London we write a unwanted postcard and recite Brutalist Poetry. We send the postcard. We believe in love.

15 min

Graffiti Alley - A Spray Paint Attack

Lets smell the paint. Let's hear the rattle of the cans. Then make our own art with graffiti REMOVAL spray. It's Art by Subtraction. A new style.

What's Included

  • Drink - gin
  • Postcard and stamp
  • Art paper and crayons
  • Chaos and Fun

What's Excluded

  • Tickets to paid events
  • Drugs - we don't take drugs

Important Information

Frequently Asked Questions

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