Misguided Tour of London: A FREE Walking Tour



This is not tourism, it's COUNTER-TOURISM! Where the mythical replaces cold, dry facts. See London from a different perspective. Taste gin in Gin Alley. Plant sunflower seeds to Van Gogh. Send an unwanted postcard. Recite a Brutalist poem. Have fun. Find love. Expect nothing short of an epiphany
Our Tour Guide
Overview
Led by Fletch Fletcher - a Brutalist poet with experimental filmmaking pretensions ("He wants locking up" - ex-wife).
London is bigger than Big Ben.
Tour Itinerary
Trafalgar Sq
Ignore a statue of an old king and focus on the road junction. The real beauty. Recite a Brutalist poem to random passers-by. Believe in love.
Drink Gin in Gin Lane
A narrow alley where 18th century alcoholics made gin and drank themselves to death. We raise a glass to their drunken souls and feel the energy of history shift.
Voted The Most Ignored Tree in London
The sad and lonely Oak. Voted the most ignored tree in London. No bird nests in it. No dog pees on it. Nobody shelters below it in the rain. Why is that? WHY?
Plant Sunflower Seeds to Van Gogh
On the bridge, among the fast-food wrappers and river trash, we plant sunflower seeds to Van Gogh. We pray that the flowers will grow and bloom. We know Vincent is watching us and that he believes it too.
Send an Unwanted Postcard
At the most romantic postbox in London we write a unwanted postcard and recite Brutalist Poetry. We send the postcard. We believe in love.
Graffiti Alley - A Spray Paint Attack
Lets smell the paint. Let's hear the rattle of the cans. Then make our own art with graffiti REMOVAL spray. It's Art by Subtraction. A new style.
What's Included
- Drink - gin
- Postcard and stamp
- Art paper and crayons
- Chaos and Fun
What's Excluded
- Tickets to paid events
- Drugs - we don't take drugs


